Monthly Archives: April 2018

Easter Pick up Lines – Run Rabbit Run!

Today I’ll be talking about easter pick up lines, so get ready to grab those little bunnies fellas.

Now, I’ll confess. I’d never thought of Easter as a particular time to be picking up women, but then again, any times is a good time. When one thinks of xmas one can bring to mind all of the festivity and bon homie. However, easter is not much of a party time. Nevertheless, it does give  you the opportunity to use more situational lines.

Some Easter pick up lines:

  • Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits’? I think you and I can do better, want to try.
  • Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I’m sure you’ll find something surprising in my pants.
  • How about I get you an easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilised.

Okay, so I’ll admit I was scraping the barrel with the last one.

There isn’t really much go onto particular at easter apart from the odd themed party. What I say you should do in terms of pick up lines is the good sort of stuff you’d normally do – be friendly, be alpha, convey high value and sexually escalate when you get green or yellow lights. You can use pick up lines at any time.

You don’t even need easter specific ones.

New Years Eve Pick up Lines – Seriously Easy Pickings

As midnight fast approaches, grab the nearest girl that you like the look of and spout these New Years Even pick up lines.

Now, unlike Easter, New Years Eve is a great time to practice your pick up lines. People in a good mood, there are lots of parties, and everyone knows that they need to kiss someone else at midnight.

So if there’s a girl who just doesn’t happen to have a guy with her at midnight then you odds are very good – better to kiss a stranger than no one at all on this occasion. So you want a pick up lines to break the ice.

Some New Years Eve pick up lines:

I doubt I’ll be using these when the new year comes around again, but you should most certainly give them a go.

  • Hey. Want to bring in the new year with a bang?
  • I’m looking for someone to be my first mistake of the year. How about you?
  • Wow. You’re gorgeous. My new year’s resolution is going to be to make you my girlfriend.
  • I can think of better place to pour champagne.
  • Do you know it’s unlucky to be so good looking and not have anyone to kiss at midnight?
  • I hear your new resolution was to meet the man of your dreams. I’m here. What else are you waiting for?

Think about NYE is that everyone goes out. Absolutely everyone.

So all the keen career women or the busy people or those who care too much about their appearance to go out drinking a lot will be out. What this means is that you’ve got the best chances of the year to move in on a cutie.

People are particularly thinking about what the next year holds for them, so they will be receptive to advances if they’ve been thinking ‘i want to get a boyfriend next year’

Anyway, that’s enough New Years Eve pick up lines for now. Roll on the parties!

Awesome Facebook Pick up Lines – Simple but very Effective

facebook logoHere are some Facebook pick up lines that are proven to work. I’ve tried them and known many guys that have too.

Why use Facebook for connecting when you could use it to pull women?

In the modern age, people increasingly turn to social media to do their sarging. This makes sense – from the safety of your executive chair you can check out hundreds of women and get in contact with them. You don’t have to worry about awkward silences because you have plenty of time to think about what you’re going to say.

Facebook pick up lines work best with a decent profile

Facebook is the ultimate personality advertisement. Your facebook is nothing short of your social CV – it shows what kind of person you are. So before you go about hitting on girls, you need to get your facebook in order.

In my experience it is actually very important – I will probably check out the Facebook of anyone that I would be interested in to see if they are the kind of person I would like. Anyone who a friend knows that I don’t I would commonly check up on via Facebook. So looking at someone’s profile is an implicit, if not explicit, way of qualifying them as well as a measure of their social proof.

So what can you do to make your profile look better?

That depends really on what direction you want to go. A better profile to one person will be a worse one to another.

What’s crucial is thinking to yourself – what type of girls do I want to attract. It’s not just about what women you are attracted to, it’s about what sort of women would be attracted to you. If you like Dungeons and Dragons, you’re going to struggle to pull strippers. If you’re a fashionable celebrity, you won’t struggle so much.

I’m not giving you cast iron rules here. I’m just making the point – if you want to pick up girls on facebook then your facebook is going to need to look right for the sort of girls you want to pick up.

Now, what sort of things do you do to initiate contact? You have to go for something different and emotionally relevant. Everytime I see a top guy with rippling abs commenting on a girl’s page being like ‘hey cutie, add me’ I groan. Those guys don’t get laid. It’s all front. That’s never going to work.

You need to understand that it’s not all about Facebook pick up lines that get a magical response, it’s more than that.

Here’s a good opening line… well phrase really

“Dear [insert name]

Having perused your profile, I feel that I should inform you that I have already dated, married and divorced you in my mind. I would like to thank you for the excellent time we spent together.

All the best,

Your previous lover,

[your name]

p.s. You can have the money. But I’m keeping our micro-pig Snuffles.”

Funny right? How many girls do you think have been sent this on Facebook? I’d be willing to bet, never.

That’s the sort of thing that someone might respond to.

Here’s another:

“Hey, I somehow found myself on your page and I just had to say – I’m impressed. I initially thought you might just be like all the other pretty and pointless girls out there, but it seems that you might have a certain style and panache. So, I’m curious. What do you think makes you different from all the other girls? Am I right to be impressed?”

Again, much better than ‘hey, you are hot. lololol. sex?’

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Try not over use these Facebook pick up lines

Don’t abuse these Facebook pick up lines, they are to be used with care and respect when trying to chat to single women online. It’s s spooky place the net, so make it fun for them.

Surefire Pick up Lines about Eyes

pretty eyesUnsurprisingly, lots of guys want to learn pick up lines about eyes.

I can see why they would think this. Lots of girls get comments on their more obvious features – ‘nice rack darling’ –  and might think that the kind of guys that say that sort of thing are just sleazy pervs.

So, in contrast, guys want pick up lines about eyes because they think that’s non-sleazy. Eyes aren’t sexual, they can be beautiful, the window into the soul, and so on. So eye pick up lines are good, the thinking goes, because they are not offensive. Girls won’t think of you as ‘that guy’.

However, there’s a problem

Almost every guy wants to be unique. And the standard thing to do is to make use obvious pick up lines. So then almost every guy will use pick up lines about eyes, because they are non-obvious.

So you might think you’re being really clever commenting on her eyes, but, the sad thing is, a huge amount of other guys think they are too. Therefore all the clever lines you think you’ve got ready, odds are, she’s already heard them.

In essence. Be warned. You are not going to be original using pick lines about eyes. Having said that, if you do want to use them, I’ve included some of the better ones below.

Some pick up lines about eyes:

  • Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Your eyes are blue like the oceans. And I think I’m getting lost at sea.
  • Oh, sorry, I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh, it’s just a sparkle.
  • Was your father a thief? Because I think he must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.

Those are all the standard sort of things you might say. What I would do though, is use genuine complements.

Let’s say that a girl has eyes that you think really are amazing, say that. Look astounded and say ‘wow, you have fantastic eyes’.

The trouble with all the usual eye-based pick up lines is that they are not said because you liked the girls eyes so much – they are said because you want to hit on her and couldn’t think of anything else to say. But, if you’re an eye aficionado, tell her what you really think.

So remember, it’s fine to use pick up lines about eyes, but use them with caution.

Christmas Pick up Lines – Jingle Bells Baby!

A mince pie, glass of whisky and a cracking bunch of Christmas pick up lines will surely get you the present you deserve!

Christmas is a great time for picking up girls – people are in good spirits, often drunk, and it’s one of the rare times of year that people won’t be shocked if other people are nice to them. Also, it allows you to use a set of situational openers for about a whole week, rather than having to think up relevant one for more precise situations.

Some Christmas pick up lines:

  • Wow. I know what to write now. You are what I want for Christmas (deliver tongue in cheek)
  • Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (with a smirk)
  • How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
  • Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel? (I imagine I would say this one sarcastic when you were in a situation where both you and a girl happen to be looking at an xmas tree)
  • Hey. I’ve got something you can hang a wreath on.

So those are 5 of the more funny, jokey sort of lines. But there are other things you can do, for instance…

  • Hey. I’m spreading Christmas cheer. What drink can I get you?
  • Hey. You guys looks like you have all the/don’t have enough Christmas cheer, so I thought I’d come say hi.

There are lots of extra parties that happen at xmas time. Office parties, family parties, neighborhood, etc. So you’ve got to take your chances to meet those people on the outer fringes of your social circle.

At this time of year you’ll often be in social circle situations so you won’t need to use some many Christmas pick up lines. Just be friendly and smile.