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Pick Up Lines – REAL Chat Up Lines That Actually Work

girl outside in sports braPick up Lines for Guys that Actually Work…

You’re about to discover some of the most powerful pick up lines ever created, that have been used time and time again to create intrigue, attraction and a connection with women.

So what do you do when you want to talk to a girl you’re attracted to, but don’t know what to say?

Simple. You use a pick up line (also known as a chat up line) to open her up to a conversion, if she responds positively… then you’re in!

We have an awesome collection of proven pick up lines that can be used in any type of situation to help break the ice with a girl, no matter how hot she may seem.

How to use pick up lines

Most guys don’t understand how to use pick up lines to their advantage, we’re not talking about corny pick up lines or bad pick up lines that will make a woman’s eyes roll of get you a slap in the face, (some of them are pretty funny though!)

Instead the idea is to take a natural approach when utilizing these lines, so that you can get the best possible response – like getting her to want to give you her phone number.

Using these smooth lines along with displaying other attractive masculine characteristics like ambition and confidence will definitely assist  you out there on the singles scene.

To use lines properly you need to focus on the following:

  1. How you say them
  2. Where you say them
  3. What you follow up with

Once you nail these steps, you’ll be well on your way to attracting a stunner.

What are the best pick up lines?

We’ve collated the best pick up lines after testing them ourselves in the real world on every type of woman you can imagine. The most impressive thing about these lines is they can be used almost anywhere… from a party or club to a park or train.

Pick up lines are great, but what do you say afterwards?

Before I let you in on a few secrets about what you should say directly after saying a line, I first want to introduce myself.

My name is Clint and I’m the guy behind this site.

I’ve been excited about beautiful women, dating and relationships since I was about 13 years old – so I’ve racked up a lot of experience testing this stuff out in the real world.

I haven’t published any books yet or been on any TV shows or anything like that because I like to keep a low profile and keep my private life private.

That being said I have coached quite a few guys and I really enjoy helping guys to find beautiful girlfriends who treat them right. And although I spend a bit of time teaching the opening lines, there really is a lot more to it, and that’s only 5% if I’m brutally honest.

The pick up line you use is really not the most important thing.

Other things that really make a difference include: your fashion, body language, your inner beliefs, your conversation skills, eye contact, gestures, how you touch her, and your seduction skills.

I don’t think any guy ever got laid just by having a killer pick up line!

If you’d like to study seduction and learn how to attract women like a pro, aside from the odd chat up line, I recommend you check out this offer.

If you want to start off with the pick up lines and see how you get on, come back to this site and use whichever lines are your favorites, also make sure you share them with your friends, I mean who hasn’t got a buddy that needs a helping hand with the ladies right?!

The Ins And Outs Of A Pick Up Artist Seminar

The PUA (Pick Up Artist) community has certainly observed a sharp rise in popularity over the last several years. If you have never come across the industry before present, then you’re perhaps not up to speed on these guys really do.

A Pick Up Artist is an individual that centers a lot of their time and energy on approaching girls, attracting them and eventually picking them up. The women they approach are of varies ages and races.

The moment he’s savvy with exactly how seduction works and what females are attracted to in a guy, his work is essentially done. He is able to then confidently head out to a pub, club or perhaps even a cafe throughout the day and pickup a girl he fancies the look of.

This is what a Pick Up Artist seminar will offer you. The opportunity to step beyond your comfort zone, learn the skills to entice women and subsequently have sex from time to time, without depending on luck or beer.

The reason a PUA bootcamp could be the most effective thing for you

If you’ve ever been out with the guys or with a couple of work mates, spotted a girl at the bar and thought to yourself …” Argh, I really wish I had the balls to talk to her”.

Or you’ve been strolling down the street on your way to the office and a cute woman has walked right near you, however you’ve comprehended that you have absolutely no game, therefore there’s no real point in trying to talk with her since you don’t know exactly what to say.

A seminar could help you overcome this …

When you show up at a PUA workshop, you will be required to chat up a quantity of women over the session of a few days or evening. Coaches are hired to help coach you through the process and let you know where you failed, like trusted wingman almost.

If you’re just a regular dude who needs to get laid more, or even locate that special girl, a bootcamp could just be the most effective thing you might ever do for your game.

Just how much does a PUA bootcamp cost?

Now there are bunches of PUA bootcamps out on the market right now, one of the most in demand is from a company called PUA Training, who are one of the leading seduction and dating companies around.

You ‘d be looking at around $650 to $2,500 depending on the course duration, techniques taught and coach teaching on the event. This price range may come as a surprise to you, however just consider the skills you’re gonna get from it.

Funny Pick up Lines – Make her Laugh and she’ll Love you

Okay guys, I take no responsibility for what happens when you use these lines. We have plenty of pick up lines that work on the site, but if you are here I guess you want some funny pick up lines. These can actually work, it all depends on who you use them on and how you deliver it.

My Favorite Funny Pick Up Lines

  • “What winks and fucks like a tiger?”
  • “OMG you are the most beautiful girl I’ve seen in the last… 30 seconds”
  • “Feel my shirt…does that feel like boyfriend material?”
  • “Hey, my name is mike ,but you can call me tonight.”
  • Guy: Go up to girl while holding knee…”Do you have a band aid?” Girl: Why? Guy: “Because I hurt my knee when I fell for you”
  • My name is Richard and I will be your host for the night.
  • ‎”Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you? :)”
  • “Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.”
  • “As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Her: What? Me!”
  • “Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.”
  • You: You look like my third wife. Her: Oh, how many time have you been married? You: Twice.
  • “Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?”
  • “Your body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.”
  • “Are those space pants? Because that ass is out of this world!”

These pick up lines are not meant to be anything other than funny. If you have a sense of humor and want to display that right away, you might also want to check out this post pick up lines that will make her laugh, those lines are funny but might also keep you in with a shot.

Remember, if you are delivering the above lines, please do it with a smile so she knows you are being playful and aren’t just a madman!

If you have some more funny pick up lines, or have tried some of the above, please post a comment below and let us know!

Biology Pick up Lines for The Inner Nerd

sexy teacher in classroomSome of the most charming and remarkable people in the world will eventually become doctors, nurses and other professionals in the field of medicine.

All of them have one thing in common – they all have the passion and foundation of human biology. You have a passionate foundation for biology, as did your parents otherwise you wouldn’t be here right now. You’d be swimming inside your father’s wrinkled, extended, love pouch.

Here are some biology pick up lines to ensure that your sexuality comes across as effortlessly as a scientist’s enthusiasm for biological classification.

1. I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.

Just so there’s no confusion here – this line will never work. If you just walk up to a woman and say it to her. Maybe after talking talking with her while you build up the necessary comfort you’ve gone into , or after talking about interesting things – but this is still one of the most hilarious pick-up lines in the history of existence. As a brush-up, the golgi body processes and packages protein. Much like the male organ. Heyo. Cue the rimshot.

2. You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.

Don’t lie – you all laughed when you realized a certain stage of cell division was named cleavage. You laughed long and hard in freshman biology and then never again remembered it. Well, guess what? If you stumble across a nerdy girl packing massive sweater adornments – you can bust this gem out and expect to be slapped or laughed at. In a good way.

3. Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

Anaerobic is the way you describe a stasis where your cells aren’t getting enough oxygen. Some activities can be anaerobic, like boxing or exercises that are high-intensity. You’re one of the most high-intensity exercise you engage in?

The horizontal mattress tango. And if you’re able to make girls laugh by busting out solid pickup lines like these – you’ll have much better odds of playing that horizontal mattress tango.

In reality, biology is the reason why we have pick-up lines. So if you use them the right way, you can go forth and procreate.

Harry Potter Pick up Lines – Put Your Magic Wand Away!

Ready for some Harry Potter pick up lines that will grab her attention?

Harry Potter was one of the world’s most popular books, and over the last few years has been responsible in over $7 billion worth of revenue from movies and merchandise — the whole 9 yards. So it makes sense that there are group of women out there who love Harry Potter who really, really need a man.

Not to the same extent as people who enjoy twilight but still – they really, really need a man so what better way to get someone to pick them up using awesome pick-up lines from Harry Potter? Can you think of a better way? I sure can’t. Here are some that’ll get you through interaction and probably into your own Hermione’s heart.

I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

You might’ve remembered in the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, the basilisk lizard is what turned everybody into stone when he looked at them. So when the lizard looks at you, you get rock hard, am I right? Huh? Considering that was a boarding school, all of these may be wholly inappropriate. But let’s roll with them.

I’m a goblin. Let me stroke your vault.

Goblins in Harry Potter were the caretakers of magic vaults where artifacts were stored, wands, and later they were used to servants for the Death Eaters and Voldermort’s army. Chances are if you’re using these lines and you’re deathly serious about them you probably are just as asinine as a goblin. So it makes sense that you’d want to run around using lines that are hilarious. And call a woman’s privates her ‘vault’.

Are you good at Quidditch? Want to ride my broomstick?

Quidditch was a once fictional, now real sport popularized by the Harry Potter series. In it, a bunch of nubile wizards rode around on broomsticks chasing after a golden snitch, or points traditionally scored through goals. Sounds sexual, doesn’t it? It does. Make it even more, with cheesy pick-up lines.

Overall, everybody loves Harry Potter. Even nerdy girls. And nerdy girls are out there, trying to meet nerdy boys. So it works.

Pick up Lines for Guys that get you Unimaginable Results

If you’re a guy looking for pick up lines to attract girls, then rock on because you’ve just found the ultimate guide my man…

Switch up your style

Firstly you’ve got to work out your style. As they might say in the advertising world ‘what’s your brand’. I can’t imagine James Bond bouncing into a set and asking ‘so, who lies more: girls or guys?’. It just doesn’t work. If you’re going to pick up girls, you’ve got to do it the way the most social version of yourself would.

The biggest split is between direct and indirect. Direct pick up lines are those when you convey interest in the girl.

Direct pick up lines for guys:

  • Hey, you’re really hot. What’s your name?
  • Hi, I saw you from across the street and just had to come and meet you. You’re gorgeous. Hi. I’m X
  • Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
  • I have this policy where I always come and meet the most attractive girl in the room. Hi, I’m X
  • Hey. What are you doing later? What to come back to mine?

Now those were just some direct, sexual-intent displaying lines that came off the top of my head.

They were all different ways of saying the same sort of thing ‘I’m interested in you’. One thing to think about when delivering them is that pauses are crucial. This allows the other person to really lock into you and realise that you are addressing them.

Indirect pick up lines for guys:

  • Hey. Who do you think lies more, girls or guys?
  • Who do you think are the biggest whores is this town. The men or the women?
  • hey. I need your advice. I had this great idea for a pet – kangaroo. Pam. What do you think?
  • Hey. I love your shoes. I think my mum has the same pair at home.
  • Hi. So what’s the deal with this queue. Is it always so damn busy here.

Again, just off the top of my head. What all these share are that you’re not making the girl aware of the fact that you’re hitting on her. She might just think ‘oh, sure, I don’t know. Maybe kangaroos are good pets’ rather than ‘this guy wants to sex me’.

This means you stand a better chance of not having her reject you straight away. You then transition onto another topic of conversation and let the conversation flow.

So there you have it, simple but awesome pick up lines for guys that will get you very good results.

CLICK PLAY below to watch my friend Bobby’s video where he explains how to attract a woman and make her obsess about you:

Stealth Attraction Review – Is It Worth It?

Below is an in-depth stealth attraction review which was independently carried out recently.

So, there’s been quite a lot of buzz about this product on dating sites and web forums. As an aspirant PUA with a continuing passion for developing my game, I thought I’d check it out.

Overall: Very impressed.

Why I’m impressed

It’s hard to neatly explain what the product is, and how it fits in with the rest of the things that other PUAs are saying. That’s what I thought was so cool about it: as I watched the content I had dozens of moments when I thought ‘that’s genius – why did I not think of that before?’ It really feels different in comparison to all the types of game I’m familiar with (and I’d think that I’m familiar with most by now). But let’s back up a step.

I’ve said it feels different, but I haven’t really said what it is. This is difficult. Stealth Attraction is the kind of indirect game you can imagine millionaire playboys using on super-hot girls in classy venues all over the Western World.

But even that doesn’t quite explain it. Regular indirect game is where regular guys go up to regular girls in regular bars and talk to them without conveying interest. You do weird things like ask ‘do you think that kangaroos would be good pets?’ or ‘who lies more?’ In contrast, Stealth Attraction is clearly designed for really high-end game instead of just picking up 8s in local bars. Stealth Attraction is much more artful. You toy with the girl.

Spiking her interest

You make her think you’re interested and then you duck out again. You play with her. This is why Gambler claims that this is rejection proof: at no point do you have to put your cards on the table and make the proverbial move. Instead you weave backwards and forwards and make her really interested in you without, until you sleep with her, ever giving her enough validation for her to get bored with you.

Everything I’ve said in this stealth attraction review has just been painting the broader picture. But in the DVDs Gambler gives you dozens of practical moves and maneuvers which he demonstrates on some HB in front of the lecture audience.

Filling in the gaps of seduction

Not only does he give you the theory behind how Stealth Attraction works, he also fills in the gaps so that you can see for yourself what to do in those situations. And obviously the girl has been paid to be there but it’s clear that the reactions she’s giving are real. One thing I really liked was that there were lots of little lines you could fit straight into your game whilst you were building up your Stealth Attraction persona.

Stealth Attraction doesn’t just give you sneaky ways to initiate an interaction, go for the kiss, escalate emotionally and physically, and keep the girl on her toes all the way until you get her back to your bed. It does give you highly sophisticated nuts and bolts of the male-female interaction, but what’s makes this product stand out is that it recognizes that that’s not the only thing that matters and provides solutions for those other things.

Physical attraction

There are sections on everything you need to get sorted externally before you get to the club (stealth attraction focuses almost exclusively on club game): style, clothes, body language and also the internal mental state you need to have as well. Hopefully, by the time you’d watched that, you’ll be able to fix those aspects of yourself that have been letting you down.

Real social proof

There’s also a substantial section on how the social world of high-end people and high-end venues operates. My exposure to this world had always left me with the feeling that everyone else was working according to a code that I didn’t know. Now, having watched Stealth Attraction, I realize that they was a code and I’m extremely grateful to Gambler for teaching me what it is.

I’ll give you an example…

In the world of higher-society, people tend to be extremely socially adept and know each other. So a girl will resist you trying to k-close her quickly, or in public, because it lowers her value and harms her reputation. Discretion is therefore crucial. If you can communicate to the girl that she can sleep with you without anyone having to find out, she’s much more likely to do so.

In conclusion, my Stealth Attraction review is that it’s an excellent and innovation product which is invaluable for those wishing to develop higher-end game.

Easter Pick up Lines – Run Rabbit Run!

Today I’ll be talking about easter pick up lines, so get ready to grab those little bunnies fellas.

Now, I’ll confess. I’d never thought of Easter as a particular time to be picking up women, but then again, any times is a good time. When one thinks of xmas one can bring to mind all of the festivity and bon homie. However, easter is not much of a party time. Nevertheless, it does give  you the opportunity to use more situational lines.

Some Easter pick up lines:

  • Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits’? I think you and I can do better, want to try.
  • Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I’m sure you’ll find something surprising in my pants.
  • How about I get you an easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilised.

Okay, so I’ll admit I was scraping the barrel with the last one.

There isn’t really much go onto particular at easter apart from the odd themed party. What I say you should do in terms of pick up lines is the good sort of stuff you’d normally do – be friendly, be alpha, convey high value and sexually escalate when you get green or yellow lights. You can use pick up lines at any time.

You don’t even need easter specific ones.

New Years Eve Pick up Lines – Seriously Easy Pickings

As midnight fast approaches, grab the nearest girl that you like the look of and spout these New Years Even pick up lines.

Now, unlike Easter, New Years Eve is a great time to practice your pick up lines. People in a good mood, there are lots of parties, and everyone knows that they need to kiss someone else at midnight.

So if there’s a girl who just doesn’t happen to have a guy with her at midnight then you odds are very good – better to kiss a stranger than no one at all on this occasion. So you want a pick up lines to break the ice.

Some New Years Eve pick up lines:

I doubt I’ll be using these when the new year comes around again, but you should most certainly give them a go.

  • Hey. Want to bring in the new year with a bang?
  • I’m looking for someone to be my first mistake of the year. How about you?
  • Wow. You’re gorgeous. My new year’s resolution is going to be to make you my girlfriend.
  • I can think of better place to pour champagne.
  • Do you know it’s unlucky to be so good looking and not have anyone to kiss at midnight?
  • I hear your new resolution was to meet the man of your dreams. I’m here. What else are you waiting for?

Think about NYE is that everyone goes out. Absolutely everyone.

So all the keen career women or the busy people or those who care too much about their appearance to go out drinking a lot will be out. What this means is that you’ve got the best chances of the year to move in on a cutie.

People are particularly thinking about what the next year holds for them, so they will be receptive to advances if they’ve been thinking ‘i want to get a boyfriend next year’

Anyway, that’s enough New Years Eve pick up lines for now. Roll on the parties!

Awesome Facebook Pick up Lines – Simple but very Effective

facebook logoHere are some Facebook pick up lines that are proven to work. I’ve tried them and known many guys that have too.

Why use Facebook for connecting when you could use it to pull women?

In the modern age, people increasingly turn to social media to do their sarging. This makes sense – from the safety of your executive chair you can check out hundreds of women and get in contact with them. You don’t have to worry about awkward silences because you have plenty of time to think about what you’re going to say.

Facebook pick up lines work best with a decent profile

Facebook is the ultimate personality advertisement. Your facebook is nothing short of your social CV – it shows what kind of person you are. So before you go about hitting on girls, you need to get your facebook in order.

In my experience it is actually very important – I will probably check out the Facebook of anyone that I would be interested in to see if they are the kind of person I would like. Anyone who a friend knows that I don’t I would commonly check up on via Facebook. So looking at someone’s profile is an implicit, if not explicit, way of qualifying them as well as a measure of their social proof.

So what can you do to make your profile look better?

That depends really on what direction you want to go. A better profile to one person will be a worse one to another.

What’s crucial is thinking to yourself – what type of girls do I want to attract. It’s not just about what women you are attracted to, it’s about what sort of women would be attracted to you. If you like Dungeons and Dragons, you’re going to struggle to pull strippers. If you’re a fashionable celebrity, you won’t struggle so much.

I’m not giving you cast iron rules here. I’m just making the point – if you want to pick up girls on facebook then your facebook is going to need to look right for the sort of girls you want to pick up.

Now, what sort of things do you do to initiate contact? You have to go for something different and emotionally relevant. Everytime I see a top guy with rippling abs commenting on a girl’s page being like ‘hey cutie, add me’ I groan. Those guys don’t get laid. It’s all front. That’s never going to work.

You need to understand that it’s not all about Facebook pick up lines that get a magical response, it’s more than that.

Here’s a good opening line… well phrase really

“Dear [insert name]

Having perused your profile, I feel that I should inform you that I have already dated, married and divorced you in my mind. I would like to thank you for the excellent time we spent together.

All the best,

Your previous lover,

[your name]

p.s. You can have the money. But I’m keeping our micro-pig Snuffles.”

Funny right? How many girls do you think have been sent this on Facebook? I’d be willing to bet, never.

That’s the sort of thing that someone might respond to.

Here’s another:

“Hey, I somehow found myself on your page and I just had to say – I’m impressed. I initially thought you might just be like all the other pretty and pointless girls out there, but it seems that you might have a certain style and panache. So, I’m curious. What do you think makes you different from all the other girls? Am I right to be impressed?”

Again, much better than ‘hey, you are hot. lololol. sex?’

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Try not over use these Facebook pick up lines

Don’t abuse these Facebook pick up lines, they are to be used with care and respect when trying to chat to single women online. It’s s spooky place the net, so make it fun for them.