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Surefire Pick up Lines about Eyes

pretty eyesUnsurprisingly, lots of guys want to learn pick up lines about eyes.

I can see why they would think this. Lots of girls get comments on their more obvious features – ‘nice rack darling’ –  and might think that the kind of guys that say that sort of thing are just sleazy pervs.

So, in contrast, guys want pick up lines about eyes because they think that’s non-sleazy. Eyes aren’t sexual, they can be beautiful, the window into the soul, and so on. So eye pick up lines are good, the thinking goes, because they are not offensive. Girls won’t think of you as ‘that guy’.

However, there’s a problem

Almost every guy wants to be unique. And the standard thing to do is to make use obvious pick up lines. So then almost every guy will use pick up lines about eyes, because they are non-obvious.

So you might think you’re being really clever commenting on her eyes, but, the sad thing is, a huge amount of other guys think they are too. Therefore all the clever lines you think you’ve got ready, odds are, she’s already heard them.

In essence. Be warned. You are not going to be original using pick lines about eyes. Having said that, if you do want to use them, I’ve included some of the better ones below.

Some pick up lines about eyes:

  • Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Your eyes are blue like the oceans. And I think I’m getting lost at sea.
  • Oh, sorry, I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh, it’s just a sparkle.
  • Was your father a thief? Because I think he must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.

Those are all the standard sort of things you might say. What I would do though, is use genuine complements.

Let’s say that a girl has eyes that you think really are amazing, say that. Look astounded and say ‘wow, you have fantastic eyes’.

The trouble with all the usual eye-based pick up lines is that they are not said because you liked the girls eyes so much – they are said because you want to hit on her and couldn’t think of anything else to say. But, if you’re an eye aficionado, tell her what you really think.

So remember, it’s fine to use pick up lines about eyes, but use them with caution.

Christmas Pick up Lines – Jingle Bells Baby!

A mince pie, glass of whisky and a cracking bunch of Christmas pick up lines will surely get you the present you deserve!

Christmas is a great time for picking up girls – people are in good spirits, often drunk, and it’s one of the rare times of year that people won’t be shocked if other people are nice to them. Also, it allows you to use a set of situational openers for about a whole week, rather than having to think up relevant one for more precise situations.

Some Christmas pick up lines:

  • Wow. I know what to write now. You are what I want for Christmas (deliver tongue in cheek)
  • Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”? (with a smirk)
  • How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
  • Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel? (I imagine I would say this one sarcastic when you were in a situation where both you and a girl happen to be looking at an xmas tree)
  • Hey. I’ve got something you can hang a wreath on.

So those are 5 of the more funny, jokey sort of lines. But there are other things you can do, for instance…

  • Hey. I’m spreading Christmas cheer. What drink can I get you?
  • Hey. You guys looks like you have all the/don’t have enough Christmas cheer, so I thought I’d come say hi.

There are lots of extra parties that happen at xmas time. Office parties, family parties, neighborhood, etc. So you’ve got to take your chances to meet those people on the outer fringes of your social circle.

At this time of year you’ll often be in social circle situations so you won’t need to use some many Christmas pick up lines. Just be friendly and smile.