Okay guys, I take no responsibility for what happens when you use these lines. We have plenty of pick up lines that work on the site, but if you are here I guess you want some funny pick up lines. These can actually work, it all depends on who you use them on and how you deliver it.
My Favorite Funny Pick Up Lines
- “What winks and fucks like a tiger?”
- “OMG you are the most beautiful girl I’ve seen in the last… 30 seconds”
- “Feel my shirt…does that feel like boyfriend material?”
- “Hey, my name is mike ,but you can call me tonight.”
- Guy: Go up to girl while holding knee…”Do you have a band aid?” Girl: Why? Guy: “Because I hurt my knee when I fell for you”
- My name is Richard and I will be your host for the night.
- ”Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you? :)”
- “Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.”
- “As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Her: What? Me!”
- “Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.”
- You: You look like my third wife. Her: Oh, how many time have you been married? You: Twice.
- “Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?”
- “Your body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.”
- “Are those space pants? Because that ass is out of this world!”
These pick up lines are not meant to be anything other than funny. If you have a sense of humor and want to display that right away, you might also want to check out this post pick up lines that will make her laugh, those lines are funny but might also keep you in with a shot.
Remember, if you are delivering the above lines, please do it with a smile so she knows you are being playful and aren’t just a madman!
If you have some more funny pick up lines, or have tried some of the above, please post a comment below and let us know!